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Meet Veronica

September 28, 2012

Then my great-grandfather was gone, before I could ask him which vampire he meant.  "Dead and Gone" by Charlaine Harris ♦♦♦♦◊

Yes, ladies and gents, you've waited over a year for this event and now it's here! Presenting the one, the only, the sparkliest of the sparkly chickens, (cue big music)


Standing approximately 18" tall, including that stunning plumage, Veronica is a gorgeous example of a 10-penny chicken.*

Curvy in all the right places - am I right, men? - Veronica is still an athletic gal, ready to run through a room at a moment's notice.

But don't let Veronica's shapely sparkle distract you. Look into those lovely eyes and see the deep compassion and willingness to help anyone who needs a reason to change their focus at the bat of an eyelash.

Thank you, Veronica, for allowing us to be in your presence to experience your grace, your beauty and most of all, your compassion.

Give it up, ladies and gentlemen, fooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrr Veronica!

*A 10-penny chicken: A front/top-heavy chicken who needs some "junk in the trunk". Veronica required an augmentation of 10 pennies to avoid falling on her beak.


permalink 2 Comments:
At 9/30/2012 12:39 AM, Blogger Kyla Nicole Babbled Back:  

This s one of the most amazing things I have ever seen. Seriously. I would BUY THAT CHICKEN ^_^

At 10/11/2012 2:25 PM, Anonymous Gimpy Cat Babbled Back:  

LOL, Veronica is the funniest sparkly chicken I have ever seen, is she doing her job and distracting you? I need to thank you for all the laughs you have given my family, Veronica is a star performer. Laura is totally besotted and obsessed with your sparkly chicken, the eyelashes are just oh so lah de dah! What an amazing work of art, not just a cool sparkly chicken but one that makes you smile and laugh over and over again!!!

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